Bachelorette Recap Status

First of all, I think we can all agree that the Bachelorette overall is the most boring show in the Bachelor Franchise. Like, it can be awful to get through. I mean, I can barely bring myself to be excited about it being on Mondays. That being said, I am seriously considering dropping the recaps from this blog for the rest of the season. I also really want to go back to giving you all posts about actual things in dating.

If you all happen to give a good amount of feedback saying you all want the recaps, I will for sure keep doing them. But in the meantime, I am holding off on it. Anddd when Bachelor Season comes back, those recaps will be up FOR SURE. I live for the real Bachelor Mondays.

Bachelorette Recap: Week 4

And I swear I did start this episode immediately after I finished the Week 3 post. With the small break I took to buy a snack on the train. Watching Kaitlyn is quite an ordeal at times. For a second I want to talk about how boring watching the Bachelorette can be. It really is not as entertaining as the Bachelor. And I know, I am under no obligation to recap the show. But the more and more I watch the more I really dislike Kaitlyn. It’s now getting to a point where I feel invested and like I can’t give up and I really want to see her be a more interesting person. And stop making out with EVERYONE. You are not Juan Pablo.

Alright, so in Week 3, we left off with Kaitlyn going to confront Clint about how he is not genuine. Not sure if this is based off of his obsession with JJ or something else. Alright from what Kaitlyn is saying it sounds like the guys have just told her how much they dislike Clint and how he may be one of the biggest douchebags in Bachelor history. She looks pissed.  He looks oddly confident still. Even after Kaitlyn pulls him aside.

Bachelorette Recap: Week 3

I know, I know. Week 5 of the Bachelorette airs tonight and I am JUST getting week 3 up. Lucky for you all, I am on a train for the next 6 hours, and plan to do nothing but recap week 3 & 4. Sadly this means I will not be back home in time to watch week 5 tonight….but I swear I’ll have it up before week 7 or 10.

Alright so quick reminder from Week 2…we were left with Kupah not wanting to accept that he was being sent home. This happened before the official rose ceremony, so no one else had been sent home. And we’re back into Week 3. Kupah is still standing in the front of the mansion yelling about how he just wants to answer the questions and go home, he just wants to go home. We keep seeing Kaitlyn be all like “oh my god, he’s being so dramatic”. Chill girl. He’s not being that dramatic, nor does it really seem to be any reason to get all concerned. The most conerning thing about this whole situation to me is his choice of wearing suspenders that are clearly doing NOTHING.  I mean it’s pretty obvious from this rant that Kupah is drunk, and obviously feels he should not go home. But isn’t this how pretty much every contestant leaves the show. Soooo this is like not that dramatic, by Bachelor standards.

Bachelorette Recap: Week 2

Week 1 of the Bachelorette is finally over, which means we can maybe start to remember the names of some of the guys. Maybe. There’s still like a lot of them. The previews from this episode show that the love word may be coming sooner than normal, because of course it is. Also, the guys that are going to be the villains or villain seem to be getting revealed tonight. Let’s jump on in…

Bachelorette Recap: Week 1, Part 2

When the Bachelorette left us on Monday night, Chris Harrison had seemingly finished counting the votes and was getting ready to announce who was voted out of the tribe not the bachelorette.

Let’s just jump right back in, shall we? Out of curtsey to anyone who is brave enough to venture onto the internet and thinks they wont find spoilers of things before they watch them (JOFFREY IS DEAD), spoilers are beneath the cut.

Bachelorette Recap: Week 1, Part 1

The new season of the Bachelorette is here! I need to start off by saying how confused I was by the idea of two bachelorettes. I honestly thought we were going to be graced with the presence of BOTH Kaitlyn and Britt through the whole season. Not that one was going to get voted off on the first night. When this was announced at the last finale, it sounded like the guys would vote for who they wanted to date while they were there, and that they would both be there for the whole season, like sharing the title of Bachelorette. Apparently, I was wrong. And for some reason even though the Bachelorette is supposed to be about the women’s choice in their love lives, then men are going to decide who really deserves to be the Bachelorette. Like come on ABC, let’s give the women a voice here and let them both be the Bachelorette or make the decision on your own. Seriously though, how screwed up is it that ABC has made the decision to take away the specialness of being the Bachelorette by leaving the decision in a group of men that are meeting these women for the first time tonight. We get it; it was a hard decision to choose between the two, it was obviously hard because you didn’t do it. Instead, you are bringing two women here, to be judged by men, and send one home rejected and devastated, like immediately after she got broken up with on national TV. I am sure that is healthy for anyone’s emotional well-being. I get that yes, this is a show that they signed up for. But this giving the men the choice is just pretty vile for a show that is supposed to be the redemption and second chance at love for a woman that had her heart broken for everyone to see.

Anyways, here we go on the first recap! Spoilers will obviously be prominent in here.